Someone has brought in a bunch of that, er, inexpensive ooky-tasting chocolate and put it in the candy dish at work. I was wooed by the shiny pink wrapper, even though the shape and size clearly indicated that the piece in question was not an authentic mini Reese's peanut butter cup. And I was sorry. It's a good deterrent, though.
Melina comes back Friday! Suzanne comes back next Thursday! Order is restored.