groooooooss
If you eat a third of a pint of ice cream, specifically Edy's Fudge Tracks, for dinner, you will feel sick afterward. I know, it suprised me too!
Be happy this is not our reality (at least, mostly it isn't, overtly it isn't). Rejoice in the people and experiences and things that make your pie yours. Pies I like! But I prefer cake.