On the down side, he eats yogurt with his hands, he has to go to bed at 8:30, and his idea of a date-night activity is a Wiggles video, in which he is so engrossed he forgets to speak.
All in all, though, not too shabby.

Be happy this is not our reality (at least, mostly it isn't, overtly it isn't). Rejoice in the people and experiences and things that make your pie yours. Pies I like! But I prefer cake.